3 years with CCS+ haven’t won a single raffle. CCS why do you hate me

Bout to teach my kids the Cha-Cha-Cha part of happy birthday

How tf did I miss the whole goblintown grumpl trap no one told me

Why is everyone okay with places calling chicken nuggets “boneless wings”

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Adding salt is like turning up the volume on food

It’s 2004, you just installed the hot topic metal spikes into your Atticus hat. One of the Good Charlotte girls gives you a compliment on your way to 2nd period.

We shoulda known we were in trouble when dubstep got as popular as it was

My kids still haven’t caught on to my hide and seek spots always being a comfortable place to lay down

Everyone always talks about the early bird getting the worm but that worm was early too and he got eaten

Money printer go BLURRRRR. I just received 35.7569 $BLUR from Blur’s Season 1 drop. Season 2 begins NOW. Start listing and bidding on Blur to get a head start on Season 2 rewards.

Can I get all that insurance money back that I didn’t use? Why are they keeping it

The Wordlebot is self righteous and passive aggressive

Pretty clear the refs want Boston to win this game

LIV players pulling up to the US open

Trump is an old fat short sleepy dumbo