This joke from the new Naked Gun got me good

Wow

Just think about something for a second regarding new owners… We’ve spent a lot of money this summer, increased our wage structure this summer and tried to spend even more on the likes of Savinho… If they’re looking to sell, surely they’d be cutting costs?

Daniel Levy yesterday, Angela Rayner today, who’s next!?

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

Don’t believe that for a second.

I’ve always wondered what’s the point of scented toilet paper… You shouldn’t be smelling the paper after you wipe and you shouldn’t really have someone sniffing your bum hole (unless you’re into that). So, what’s the point of it?

We’ve heard all this before… seeing is believing

Rashford diving against Andorra

Are England fans chanting “Keir Starmer’s a w*nker” here? 🫣🤔

Vinai seems like a good bloke… Shame really

My captain

I actually think Ange is going to do a good job at Forest

- David Coote

That Charlie Kirk video is grim. He’s a divisive bloke, but he doesn’t deserve to get shot in the neck

He got kegged

American is a powder keg at the best of times, but the Ukrainian girl getting butchered the other day, and Charlie Kirk getting shot this afternoon probably means it’s going to kick off big time

America is the Wild West. Jesus Christ, I hope those students are ok