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the name Gracie Abrams sounds like a girl who gets kicked in the head by a horse and all the teachers make you sign a big card

"Dad, I'm thirsty" "Go buy a drink from the vending machine in the kitchen" Guess who owns the vending machine Passive income is too easy

They look nice..

anyway

Thank you…

"We all had a jolly good chuckle about it at the Spectator summer party" is a pretty neat summary of why this is happening

I'm also starting a new left wing political party but I have decided out of respect for Jeremy Corbyn to postpone my announcement until his has its first sectarian split

not killing everyone in the world instantly

"What was Lenin's biggest mistake?" Not killing everyone in the world "What was Stalin's biggest mistake?" Not killing everyone in the world "What was Mao's biggest mistake?" Not killing everyone in the world "What was Castro's biggest mistake?" Not killing everyone in the world

I kind of like the labubus

Supporting your mutuals when they get piled on even if they deserve it is like how you always support your spouse in coworker drama

My name is Pink and it's really Knight to E2

The Orc city smouldered

People when they get back from Europe: "yeah I just got back from Europe"

my little brother is following this tiktoker who’s attempting to become illiterate as an adult

Thanks to my hardworking mutuals I would guess

I look and act like this

It’s crazy that mind palaces are real and not just made up for Sherlock lore