#Suckonitsaturdayeve

Once again asking if anyone is from Atlanta or is familiar with the area

I’m getting canes yall want anything (Texas moots only)

Not to be too vulgar but a make out sesh with a pretty girl would hit rn

I thought I knew what an arch pic was until I saw something on my timeline just now. What the fuck was that, I didn’t know humans could bend like that

milking him with my feet >>>

Sometimes i remember the Texas pledge and I start laughing bc why did we do that shit

Pointless flirting, anyone?

Twitter dms got passwords now… cheaters are so up rn. This is terrible, why

And for my next act I will make 3 glasses of water rapidly disappear

These $600 dollar boots call to me like the green goblin mask

We want fleets and circles back btw

Guys I have to come clean, I only drank 2

Craving sleep

Okay deleted bc I’d probably forget to in the morning so hope you enjoyed

Yall need to not be so emotionally invested in celebrities, actors, artists, athletes. They genuinely don’t give a shit about you, and nor should they. Love their work, appreciate it, stop putting them on a pedestal and worshiping them tho

Depop: “an item you saved just sold” … Okay fuck you for rubbing it in my face??

I don’t see Chex mix getting enough praise for being an elite snack for being such a dogshit cereal