Every single word of this is perfect. Extremely well said Gary Neville 👏👏👏

Hooley fucking Bridge unbeaten since the twitter was formed, 6-2 come on the fucking boys🟢⚪ Adam Sweeney (3) Lee Bowers (2) Jack Tierney (1)

Ball roll FC Lee Bowers

Suspicions of match fixing today as we miss 2 pens and a worldie own goal Still unbeaten since the Twitters formed 3-3 Full time vs Chadderton Park FC🟢⚪ James McDaid (2) Alex Blomfield (1)

The unbeaten run continues🔥 Hooley Bridge 3-0 Woodhouses FC Goals from Lee Bowers, Adam Sweeney and Erling McDaid

You dont come to the jungle and get a point from the Hooley🟢⚪ The unbeaten streak continues🔥 Hooley 3-2 AFC Stockport Adam Sweeney (2) James McDaid (1)

Ladies and gents your dick of the day and man of the match Olly for assisting their striker and James McDaid for a fine performance

4-1 win on the road for the mighty Hooley vs Stoconians FC 💚🤍 Adam Sweeney (3) Jambappe (1) Man of the match: Adam Sweeney Dick of the Day: Jack Tierney for losing his phone and trying to come on in joggers

Men against boys as Abacus Media F.C. are put to the sword this week💚🤍 3-2 to the Mighty Hooley Adam Sweeney (2) Terrell Ferguson (1)

The mighty Hooley are back in the win column with a fine performance and 3-2 win🟢⚪ schmit putting one in the right net for once and the other goals from Adam Sweeney and Al Blom

The mighty Green and Whites are touring Bury tomorrow for our last game of the year vs @EltonLib A big 3 points needed tomorrow to ensure the Christmas do isn't just 5 of us crying into our pints🟢⚪

The Hooley with a big 3 points on the road, 3-2 win away vs Elton Lib⚪🟢 See you all in a kitchen tomorrow morning great effort boys Goals from Al Blom (2) and Jack Tierney Man of the match Al Blom

"Hey pal, heard you been tie wrapping yourself to goalposts again? We cannae be having that, mate."

Next Saturday 9th April 🚀 Bassel Darwish joins us for our second show of the year alongside one third of Libero Dan as well as Kalcyâ boss Will Greenhalgh This isn’t one to disappoint❗️ 📍Kable Club Manchester TICKETS👇🏼 skiddle.com/whats-on/Manch…

⚽️Hooley Bridge 5-2 Santos AFC Open Age ⚽️ Cheers for hosting lads best of luck for the season Your dick of the day George Wood - for spearing some poor fella in the box

Hooley Bridge 2-0 Salford Vics Unbeaten start to the season continues and we wonder if anyone can derail this train. Goals from Terrell Ferguson & Al Blom Dick of the day Jack Tierney for going to bottomless brunch at halftime Man of the match - Jake Jones #UTFHB ⚪️🟢

Any referees available for a 2pm kick off tomorrow In Heywood? Retweets appreciated 👍🏻 @LandCAFL Bury and North Manchester Referees @MFA_Referee Lancashire FA Referees @Rochdale_RA

Dick of the day goes without saying today, I would 8-2 be @dewhurst77 after that one🟢⚪️ #UTFHB

Selling 1x Jamie t ticket face value for Manchester Victoria warehouse tonight.

⚽️Anyone who can kick looking for a team for next season drop us a message⚽️ Trainings will start soon on Tuesdays and pre-season fixtures will be starting from late June/July Ideally not an avid K-Swiss wearer or Barnsley Academy graduate we have trust issues #UTFHB⚪️🟢