sorry if your pizza is delayed tonight - our drivers are struggling to get through the floods of United tears

Eeni shey orire, ofo lema shey laye.

No onana to blame anymore o

You must be a sick individual if you actually enjoy seeing Manchester United suffer 😭 Me:

If una no finish this man, una no go rest.

Which kind lineup be this Hansi flick 😭 Was Lewandowki late too. Garcia in CB too he his slow 😭😭

The last time Man United finished in the top four, Yamal was not yet a professional player.

I just come dey pity this man make Manchester United ball no go give am heart attack before him time 😭😭😭

Ferran Torres no get any football IQ at all

Fermin work rate in the first half is not talked about This boy is a proper baller ❤️🔥

Bruhhh 😭we need to ship Ferran Torres to Man U asap

NO BALDE NO WORRIES 🔵🔴

First thing tomorrow morning, make Laporta use police go pick that bast@rd wey hid 50m for Fermin Lopez. I no wan hear anything

Brace for Brace ⚽️⚽️🔥 Visca Barca 💙❤️

If I tell you that Lewandowski at 37 is still better than Ferran Torres at 25. Believe me. The chances Ferran wasted today are the exact type of goals Lewandowski came on and finished Still balling at the top at 37 🙌❤️❤️

If your team no score 6 and keep clean sheet this weekend no follow us wake up tomorrow 😂

Good morning y’all. Don’t stop until you’re proud

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Imagine Lewandowski putting up these stats at Chelsea, statue unveiled next week 😂 Palmer hits 44 and they’re calling him a legend already… proper small club vibes 😂

Huijsen una Madrid have compared like 5 defenders to Cubarsí and it ruined their careers. Look at Asensio today 😂 Huijsen just spams long balls with no defensive IQ