This made my day! 😂

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Trumps foreign policy predicted in comedy

Before vaccines, 1 in 5 babies never made it to their first birthday

A letter from today’s ⁦The Times and The Sunday Times⁩ with some fine courtroom humour…

Wordle 1,677 4/6 Went a bit off piste, spelt my usual word wrong then forgot I had a letter 😬🙄 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

FIFA just sold football’s history to the highest bidder. The removal of analytic data on @FBref is a calculated heist of public knowledge to protect a 2026 World Cup gambling monopoly. Stats Perform (OptaSTATS) is taking the heat but FIFA is equally to blame. A 🧵(1/10)

Republicans against Trump Hey Trump, if you want to take over Iceland: This is what Iceland looks like on the map.

Republicans against Trump The idiot. Everyone knows that Iceland sells frozen food and Greenland is a country!

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🐮😊 Are you joining us? Leah & Cath have joined Wiltshire Women in Dairy meeting today. Talking about how you can get the most from your data! 🐮😊 #makinglifeeasier #WiltshireWomenInDairy #WomenInDairy #DairyFarming #FarmWomen

The Tokyo subway displays a striking PlayStation advertisement.

Wordle 1,679 3/6 Good run 😎 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Nice try. We don’t have penguins.

Fact of the Day: General Major Bonespurs meets members of the Household Cavalry who explain what a Front Line looks like to him as part of Operation Tangerine Micro-Mushroom and the 457 reasons why he needs to apologise Photographed from a Canberra

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Fuck me, he's my second top-scorer and now he's going down to one point 😂 this is where I am this evening before Hall loses them! I am a Garner or Tarkowski red card away from being rock bottom of the entire world this week 🤣🤣🤣

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