A poem for Passover:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
DON'T FORGET TO SELL YOUR CHAMETZ!

So much to do, where to start.

It’s a beautiful day, hope it’s good to you.

You’re the best

Good morning lovelies

Dizzy while blonde is real.

My birthday is in 25 minutes!

Hold on to your pillow, there is nothing I can do.

Everything has turned blue and gold since I put you in the frame.

Temptation, I can’t resist.

Freeways, cars and trucks.

Can't wait for the trump rally tomorrow...uh..wait..I mean TRIAL!

Who wore it better?

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

My mom called and wished me happy birthday 4 days early. I really think she wasn’t sure. Weird.

Just getting back from a beautiful trip in Philly. I had never been there, cool place.

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Don’t look directly at me tomorrow either.

Yes, I like the chips in your hair, so rough and salty.