Nothing ruins your Christmas buzz like being left handed and trying to use scissors to cut the f*+king wrapping paper 😡😤

Kids in bed, stockings up. Merry Christmas indeed...

Not seen EastEnders in years, but it's not really Christmas until somebody dies in it. That Queen Vic has some death rate for a pub.

Still no Hatate...Cheers Brendan, kids are crying.

Get it right fucking up Trevor Carson 💪🏻🍀

Never in fuckin doubt...

Huns and their VAR rants. Outstanding 🤣🤣🤣

On a one way ticket to Beaver Town

Wait till the 30th of December, what year but? GIRFUY.... on my 2nd kebab of the night and I'm not even sorry. 🍀🍀🍀🍀

Hope that wasn't a goodbye from Hatate 😭

Does Kenny Miller shoot up in the Clyde 1 Superscoreboard toilets before going on air. Fuck me man, what an absolute helmet. He's arguing a point and then counters his own arguement that actually makes him agree with Gordon Duncan's point. Special kind of brain dead.

Move over Jota, there's a new heart throb in town...

Heart breaking to hear the bold Mallorca Lee has terminal cancer. Absolute legend in his industry. 🙏🏻

Outstanding decision by VAR in the Burnley v Luton game. Goalkeepers are way over protected. Can't fart near them and they get a foul .

Gets a new cue for Christmas and turns into a pool shark. 😂

Wee Frankie puts one top bins, keeper rooted to the spot. He then says " I could see your wee old man body struggling to get across "...😂😂😂

Must admit to being jealous of Frankie's set up. Man cave defo needed asap.

1st time I've been above average at anything 🌚

Big Innes has been on the Midori

Some breakfast and pool before the football