if y’all have ever cried at your job or school in the bathroom can you retweet this? i wanna see something

Nothing else is going right in life but my fantasy football team is winning so guess that’s something?

You only have so many days. Live and love to the fullest.

nintendo: so you hate doing chores, right me: totally nintendo: and you hate working a job me: so much nintendo: what if you did all that while hopelessly in debt to a capitalist raccoon? me: will it be cute nintendo: so cute me: then i will do it for 20,000 hours

Fucking finally. #BlackLivesMatter

“My friend tells me every time I say something bad about myself, I am putting iron weights in my pockets. Sooner or later, you’ll drag yourself down and not be able to get up. Be kind to yourself. I don’t want your pockets to get too heavy.” #DND #criticalrole #C2E71

I want to give you ten reasons (and there are many more) as to why, together, we have got to do everything we can to create the largest voter turnout in history and send Trump packing.

Amen. Say it louder for the people in the back 🙌🙌🙌

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

For America’s educators, this is a great day: You’re going to have one of your own in the White House, and Jill is going to make a great First Lady.

I hope every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

Hahahaha 47% of Americans still plan to travel for Thanksgiving. Turns out when we clapped for healthcare workers at 7 PM we meant, "encore"

Nathan: “how does my character in my video game look?” Me:”you look like a bull.” Nathan changes it Me:”now you look like an insect.” Nathan: (looks hurt) “it’s for the fashion contest. I worked really hard on this.” 🤦🏼‍♀️Is this marriage?

As the wife of a current John Deere employee on strike, I have never read anything more true.