I never realized how much I was touching my face... So I built an app to remind me to take my hands off my face. avoidtouchingyourface.com

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The Brits really should have exported “omnishambles”. We could use that in our vernacular.

Measure twice. Cut once. Be thankful you bought an extra board from The Home Depot. Measure three more times. Cut once.

How to properly garnish a White Russian. My genius has no limits.

Añejo day. Añejo dollar.

Have you been missing sports? We got you cover. Meet two high school rivals who produce more professional football players per capita than anywhere else. Welcome to #MuckCity 🏈 curiosity.tv/m1i17yl

White supremacy won’t die until White people see it as a White issue they need to solve rather than a Black issue they need to empathize with.

Nick Offerman Hosts CuriosityStream Series Exploring the History of Homes bit.ly/2z05wOC

Tech event planner (me) looking for a new job. I have a mixed bag of skills - organizing events & training, project & grants manager, a Master's degree in instructional systems design/Education. Retweets appreciated.

👍👍👍👍 great idea

I measured my Tesla Model 3 and it is approximately 10 cubits long and 4 cubits wide

We should go after baked “buffalo wings” next. Buffalo wings should be fried, anything else is baked chicken. gizmodo.com/hero-addresses…

Just embrace it and make sure it is version 6.6.6

Don't miss Andrew Cassell talk at #PHPTek 2023! They will be discussing "Immutability to Save an Ever-Changing World." Register now at tek.phparch.com #php #immutability

Excited to announce that Andrew Cassell ( Andrew Cassell ) will be speaking at #PHPTek on the topic of "Domain-driven Design in PHP"! Don't miss out, register now: tek.phparch.com

One last picture from #wurstcon at Superdawg Chicago🌭 thanks to the nice people who took a photo for us. We ate hot dogs, regaled on stories past, might have ordered a hotdog with ketchup. Thanks to everyone who came out and made it a great time. We hope to see you at the next one!

At the Speaker’s Dinner at #phptek with fellow speakers Pauline Vos 🍉 Andrew Cassell ! PHP Tek conference #php