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Alan Evil Take 3

@alanzevil1fors1

Smarter than your average bear... also pretty hairless so not a bear anyway. Liberal, educated, contractor, musician, artist, writer, and man about town.

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Every time he starts to whine I hear a baby breathlessly crying and think, "FFS, someone stick a titty in that big baby's mouth so he'll shut the hell up."

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This is insane. It's... nonsense. But here we are, having to treat this stupid, narcissistic, lying asshole as if he's important... oh that's right, stupid, angry, ignorant assholes make up a big enough chunk of us that their belief in him makes his blathering bullshit newsy.

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I dunno about you but stuffing and dressing are too different things. Stuffing is some weird bready shit Yankees make while dressing is the good shit. That .gif looks a lot like bready shit.

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I have a couple of Billy Bass things (you know, they were kind of robot fish on plaques that moved and mouthed along to music) and was thinking how much fun it would be to get her face on one and have it do her recorded speeches. She looks like a carp.

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Getting a pretty strong aural migraine thingy right now. Anyone else get these? It started in the lower right of my vision and is slowly expanding. Soon it will move past the center of my vision (it's literally getting there right now). It's so f-ing weird.

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Some reactions to today’s 2-hr oral argument before the Colo supreme court on whether to keep Trump off ballot as insurrectionist. I thought 2 of the 7 were leaning to disqualify, but the others I couldn't read. (All 7 were appointed by Democratic governors.) ... /1

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I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. gofundme.com/f/my-boy-sokka…

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Your help is appreciated. Not sure Leon's shitshow is the right place for this kind of thing anymore but every single share and donation makes a difference. gofund.me/bed8cd1d