Today I cooked 2 meals, put in 9 hrs at the office, cleaned house, interviewed potential sitters, and paid bills. Maybe I can go it all #mom

If you send me a text w. my name in it the likely hood of me responding is slim to none. Who else is reading my shit? #nobody #petpeeve

Bathroom selfies. Just no. #ew

“@TNT_Mika: If he tweets "I'm a gentleman, " ladies he. Is. A . Scumbag.” #amen #truth #claps

It's interesting how someone can be so important to you and then poof you wish they had small pox and avoid then like the plague. #exes

@omgstephlol loved loved loved your price on medium. The biracial experience so well put. #thankyou

I can't with people. Why you ask. Because people suck. Just keeping it one hundred. #realist

“Kendrick Lamar: Life is trial and error. Every relationship is not meant to work; sometimes you're just meant to learn the lesson.” #yep

When people tell you your new wholesome persona isn't working and you're like thank gawd I wasn't the only one suffering #imbackbitches

"Any black person picking teams (#teamlightskin #Teamdarkskin )I tend to disregard their position on #racerelations" R-dawg #brilliant

I don't get why people are so #sad about being #single. It's not that big a deal. #ValentinesDay

You're having a Disney themed wedding. I don't think you are mature enough to get married. #weddings #disney #gross #immature

The lioness and her cub. #royalty #lions #lioness #pride #strength #singlemama #cbd #dinner #sushi… instagram.com/p/klC7BktFXz/

That moment you speak to an ex and you're like why was I into you. Please resume being Mia immediately. #exes #dating #nothankyou

When you look at someone and can tell they are bat shit crazy without them speaking. That terrifies me. #scared #crazypeople #stayaway

When people call a kid cute and you're like but it's not... #lies honesty #kids #parenting #pleasebetruthful

T Tucker "Feelings are more dangerous than ideas, because they aren't susceptible to rational evaluation." - Brian Eno

If your children, or the mothers of your children don't call you on Father's Day, instead of being upset, you should try introspection.