They say, what goes up must surely come down but I’m here to tell you what goes down is never truly what’s up? #mysterycounty

This party is one for the Guinness World Records for longest, craziest, and most monster-filled 15 year olds birthday ever. We haven’t even had cake yet. #MysteryCounty

Getting excited to play at Wild Indie Nights on 5/14!

Come to this!

I have no meaningful hot or new takes so just amplifying how proud of my guild I am and how important I feel this moment is #WritersStrike

Tim Cook sounds like he's a South Park impression of Tim Cook

I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE

How to Get Good at Sex: For Those Who Are Really Really Bad at It Go ahead. Explain to me how you found my secret room.

Y’all we got Erin Keif on the show this week!! Shamanda is so jealous she didn’t get an autograph. Now she has this new #mysterycounty episode to cherish forever. 📚📚🦜🦜💕💕

I just finished Queer Ultimatum and my biggest takeaway from the show is that Mal and Sam are the most emotionally intelligent and mature human beings I have ever seen or imagined. Actually aspirational

Romantic - "I love you for your flaws" Not romantic? - "I love you for your flaws and here they are:"

Woohoo! See you in Duluth! (Or online)

As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:

Jesus, I'M scared and I'm on this guy's side!

literally the greatest performance in any all-star game 3-point shooting contest ever this shit don’t make any sense SHE HIT 25 OUT 27 SHOTS LOL WTF

I think the *biggest* difference between the #WGA picketing and #SAG picketing is that when an ACTOR gets handed a strike t-shirt they TAKE OFF THE SHIRT THEY'RE WEARING BEFORE PUTTING THE NEW ONE ON.

"Imagine how much money studios could save if they removed but a single Zaslav from their balance sheet." thedailybeast.com/cartoonishly-e… #WGAstrike #1u #SAGAFTRAstrike

Three whole unions’ worth of people for the price of one CEO? Sounds like a deal to me.

Maybe if we just start SAYING climate change is being caused by a conglomerate of left-leaning lizard pizza molesters we can get some buy in from the other side?