I met my first grade Japanese teacher’s daughter yesterday. All I could do is apologize for who I used to be. Then again I was 6…

5’s are honorary even numbers.

A tickle me elmo has more intelligence than the average American.

New outlook signature just dropped

225 club

We did it gamers league of legends is not even on the chart! congrats valorant

I'm trending right now on Reddit in one of the largest subreddits with over 8 million users. (r/facepalm) The thousands of comments completely agree with me. Here are some true stories of Asian friends & families brutalized but ignored because it didn't fit the narrative: 🧵

Had to stop following Guam news. Guam is too disappointing

UOG still hasn’t payed me for my acting in their war film.

Fuck Guam Power Department. Pay us for all the electronics you dumb cunts damaged

I’m tired of these mentally deficient monkeys at my gym not putting shit away.

Florida

Said thank you and got a dirty look. I guess that’s how we’re starting the day

Never kill yourself.

Today I saw an older guy lifting a 75lbs dumbbell walking back and forth with it in one hand. He’s doing 5Gallon water from car to house till failure.

We need to hard audit EBT abusers on Guam. There’s no way these motherfuckers driving Lexus’ and rocking Gucci/LV need an additional 7k for food. I hope they all burn for this.

bet he won’t ever do that shit again 😈

Kill me