“if you wrestled yourself, who would win? you or the other you?” -neighbor’s five year old nephew, who just blew my mind

a ringing endorsement for my deep-dive on why gen z americans talk in fake british accents when they feel awk

happy (???) subway shirt season!!!

Ran into a bride and groom while in Ft. Tryon Park this weekend. Were they delighted to see me. Seemed to think it might insure their married sex life. I certainly hope so.

a hard and fast rule of life: the bigger your nose, the cooler you are

having a convo about anya taylor-joy but i keep saying anya taylor-greene. i’m ready for my lobotomy, mr. demille

last night i told a bartender i loved her mascara and she tried to get me to join her mlm

do you think nurse jackie would’ve had a tiktok

shoutout to my neighbor who’s outside right now, maskless, ripping butts. when the revolution comes, i want u on my side.

since reading Rachel Nuwer ‘s excellent new book on the history of MDMA, i have been annoying my friends with ecstasy fun facts. read it for yourself if you wan to be the smartest kid at the rave 🪩🪩🪩

Every generation gets to reinvent the wheel and I wish them all the best, but there’s something so funny about zoomers being like, it’s a TikTok thing, the hottest new viral trend is to live in New York City and spend all your money at bars and restaurants bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

i just told a straight man that you have to pay for both the bikini top and the bottom and ooooooohhhhh yall he is so mad on our behalf

waiting in line for the bathroom at a party behind some girls who are speaking French and one def just said “Che Diaz”

one couple said that their Pride flags have been torn down four times and defecated on once. but they have never considered taking it down.

this is actually the most important news story of the day

i do not dream of labor, but Gavin Strassel, the UAW Archivist , has a pretty sweet gig. we talked about some of the coolest pieces in the collection, from a union-branded Hawaiian shirt to an official(?) UAW-themed board game.

sent this to a girl i had a sad friend breakup with months ago and now we’re talking again <3 truly bringing ppl together

a career highlight for sure

it’s bc they put Party Girl on criterion collection

A highlight from this past year was getting to talk to Alaina Demopoulos from The Guardian about Union Power and other artifacts in the UAW archives at the Reuther Library WSU. x.com/GuardianUS/sta…