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What I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My Country by Alex Baia in Slackjaw 🚀 link.medium.com/pm4HcYaUUNb

After reading this, I’d like to meet Alex Baia and just discuss Life! newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m…

What’s your passion in life? What lights you up? Why can’t you just find a well-paying job doing that? New piece in The New Yorker Humor today newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m…

Why is sorting yourself out so hard? Are you a late bloomer? A lost cause? Please answer this set of existential questions in your cover letter for employment at Deloitte. newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m…

Just a quick reminder to please make everything about politics. Nothing else matters. Experiences with your friends should account for nothing, the only factor to consider is who they voted for. Remember - YOU see things clearly and they are ill-informed and stupid.

Today: A little young to be having kids! 1884: Has fathered seven kids so far, ten if you include the ones who were taken early by the whooping cough. My latest for the New Yorker's Shouts & Murmurs newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m…

I'm launching Comedy Book Club, a monthly book club where we read and discuss funny books. January's book: Leave it to PSmith by legendary British humorist P.G. Wodehouse. Link in the replies!

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Very happy to have my first ever humor piece in the print version of The New Yorker. The article is called, "Millennials: Where Are They Now?" If you've wondered what happened to those pesky Millennials, read the article and find out... newyorker.com/magazine/2025/…

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Did you know that washing dishes can be meditation? Focus on the soapy water, and get lost in the now. Suddenly it’s 1:00 AM. pointsincase.com/articles/medit…

The Duck: They peck you four times on the lips, then they lean back and stare at you like they want some bread. mcsweeneys.net/articles/bad-k…

The Kubrick: Toward the end of a long, intense make-out, you realize their eyes are open—and you get the creeping sense they’ve been open the whole time. mcsweeneys.net/articles/bad-k…

I'm delighted that Slackjaw 🚀 see the darkly comic in Pierre Autin-Grenier's flash fiction. Skin, in my translation from the French, published today #translatedfiction #Frenchfiction #Flashfiction #microfiction @editionsfinitude tinyurl.com/msd86z22