I’m happy to share that I began my new role as Senior Director of Programs at @mass_consumer this week! We have exciting plans in store for the upcoming year aimed at enhancing our consumer protection programs. Can’t wait to share them here!

What you don't know is that that suit is not just tan, it's not beige, it's not khaki. It's actually coconut brown.

It would be nice if businesses took the lesson and reined in their worst noncompete practice. But no, this will just embolden them.

New complaint template

Waiting in line to order a dozen donuts Me to me: *don’t say whatever makes sense. don’t say whatever makes sense. don’t say whatever makes sense.*

I think we don’t talk enough about how NASA has stranded astronauts in space and is relying on commercial services to get them back but one of those commercial services can’t manufacture safe equipment and the other is owned by a fascist

find someone who looks at you the way MVP looks at a cake

This is art

UCF ran the ball for 450+ YDS TONIGHT 🤯 UNREAL.

september🧸☕️🌧️

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Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy.

The realization that my prime wedding guest days are long behind me

“I have concepts of a plan”

THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS

Look forward to joining Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez this evening in the Bronx to hear from residents about the economic challenges they face and to share FTC’s work defending Americans against corporate lawbreaking.