Ordered Five Guys through DoorDash I should've just bought a yacht smh

Love this guy

Wow how cryptic

Pull up to your socially-distanced groundhog’s day celebration in fashion. buddywynkoop.bandcamp.com/merch

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 At The Speed of Conversation is available everywhere anything is available. Buy a shirt, buy a cassette, ask us to mail you things from around our homes, nothing matters anymore open.spotify.com/album/2ZCwNNG2…

I believe that next year I will be able to get Smoothie Madness on TV (please retweet)

I got carded at the liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said nevermind.

Buy calls on pfizer, we're just getting started.

norm macdonald's frog loan joke

waiting patiently for music theory to be debunked

Please Don’t Destroy - Hard Seltzer

Heads up the Big Mac bundle is definitely meant to feed two

Buddy Wynkoop - The Look (Official Video) youtu.be/D2Wxw5qoNfc via YouTube

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.

So look what this lovely weirdo did for me!

Portland, OR is known for its oddities in art and just people in general, and Buddy Wynkoop fits right into that lineup with their new single “Relatable.” buff.ly/3LG7EhD

Justin Pearson is a powerful orator