Annnnddd spring weather in CLE means my neighbors have restarted their OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, and NIGHTLY tournament cornhole games that will now continue until November.

I wish I could give prizes to the guests of the 8 RSVPs to our wedding invitations within the week of sending them. Already saving my mental health when I’ll be hunting down the slackers in late July.

At least I know that my grad school coffee consumption allowing me to survive each day is supported by evidence

Currently couldn’t relate to this assault more. vm.tiktok.com/ZMd4n5NPs/

The people that line up at the gate before boarding a plane even begins have a problem. Everyone needed a ticket to get through security chill tf out.

Well it’s over 70 degrees now in cleveland I guess I should take my Christmas wreath off my front door

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke. A real one.

This is goofy but also shows the danger of justifying any legal reasoning solely on the writings/customs of the past (e.g. the bible, the federalist papers, the constitution)--leads to cherry picking passages that work for you and ignoring those that don't washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/…

In case you think abortion laws don’t matter: last week a pharmacist declined to fill a prescription for a patient of mine with an ectopic pregnancy citing SB8 restrictions. The same medicine that saved my life in 2013 when I had my own ectopic pregnancy 1/4

The Parkland Cops ran away. The Buffalo Cop was killed instantly. The 3 Cops at Uvalde were overpowered, then waited 40 min to enter the school. Veteran Cops repeatedly failed—but we’re supposed to expect Lunch Lady Doris & School Nurse Betty to stop a terrorist with an AR-15.😑

I have been advocating for abortion, reproductive rights, and bodily integrity for as long as I’ve had a platform and I’m running out of ways to word and frame the severity of the impact that fundamentalism has on our country. 1/2

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

“My rights should not be a fundraising point for the Democrats.” 💯💯💯

Ohio deserves better. We deserve better than criminalizing abortion. We deserve better than telling survivors or sexual assault that their pregnancy is an “opportunity.” We deserve better than Mike DeWine forcing himself into the room with you and your doctor.

When pregnant women are reduced to being little more than vessels for the fetus growing inside of them, there is no clear endpoint. We don’t know how far it will go; all we know is that *anything* a pregnant woman does or doesn’t do could be used against her in court.

Further confirming that white old men in politics are the worst. Literally do something.

A 10-year-old girl is raped. The State forces her to remain pregnant and tells her to consider it an “opportunity.” This isn’t Iran. This isn’t Gilead. This isn’t hypothetical. This happened today in Ohio.

The last 24 hours they said Cops had no choice but to shoot an unarmed Jayland Walker 60X & kill him b/c “he fled” Now Cops calmly arrested a heavily armed Bobby Crimo as he fled after killing 6 people & injuring 24 more A system cannot fail those it was never meant to protect.

1/ What Will You Do When the GOP Comes For Your Wife, Daughter, or Sister? (a thread)