$16.05 for a pint Melbourne Airport am I wearing lipstick?

Kenny Boggs has been compromised.

A distinct waft of Fart is permeating all corners of the Preston Hotel right now Victoria Police

Real binmen.

Can he buy some decent clothes? Carn Mike

The final Major of the year. Lets cook baby The Open 👨‍🍳🔥🤝

I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT Essendon FC

Doing a huge nervous shit before Mr Waterville stomps in by 6

Yea

Might airdrop Denver a photo of my limp penis

If your barista leaves a love heart in your coffee, it means she wants the D

Origato 🙏🏻 my friends but I’m afraid you’re coming to the wrong place

Silver lining is that it gives a young bloke an opportunity

Liz has no idea how close she is to being sent to a labour camp for 12 months. And from the outside looking in, I don’t think she would cope too well

Thought you would like this Jonathan Horn

Don't do that, can't do that, won't do that, shouldn't do that. Neh neh neh. Fuck off. Leave me alone. I'm going like that son...rocket! to the moon. And you ain't getting in my way. Stay out of my slipstream. You're a mug.

The AFL when they catch Geelong cheating the salary cap.