Watched this five times in a row, Levis tried some disc golf shit and it went exactly how you’d expect

the wind whispers a single word: “Penix”

Football is so stupid, I’m really glad to have it back

Seattle wearing their S-tier throwbacks against the Broncos’ 25-plus year abominations from hell is some real hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby shit

Yeah babey

they’re gonna win 12-8

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Here’s how you know uniforms have devolved over the years: in that Lays commercial, when Emmitt and Rice put on the unchanged Cowboys and Niners jerseys, they look cool, but when Moss and Marino put on the newer Vikings/Fins jerseys, they look dumb

Incredible Brain Genius play calling there by the Rams, McVay does love to be a clever boy at inopportune times

I totally missed this, this is so funny

JLJ was in his late 80s and sounded frailer when he voiced Vader in Rogue One, but you never forgot for one second you were listening to James Earl fucking Jones as his most iconic character

The Jets moved down the field as smoothly as the plunger of a syringe injecting someone with the vaccine to the novel coronavirus

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I know this is a no context account, but this and the follow up line by Furlong is very, very funny in context