the dastardly thief has been captured... he doesnt seem to mind it though... what a sick and twisted individual

It snode

tgirl that posted something awesome call that an estrogem

it’s because you’re always on that damn spectrum

he is green because he can be placed there

When i yell 6 7 to my little cousins but instead of following the trend they just say "grown ass man btw" and walk away

inventor of shredded wheat cereal: fffuuuck i wish i could just eat a basket

trump loves doing "if you're not standing up you're gay!" style antics at every state of the union and the maga hogs love eating up this slop they're all collectively 12

Please, just call me dawg. Big dawg was my father

Chud walk. I don’t even understand how the fuck my chud talk

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda? me: kraft single guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

そんな心配そうな顔をするなよ、俺に任せとけ