Cats 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 everywhere are hiding from Haitian immigrants. 😳😬👑🐝 #factassin

“Some guys have all the luck” 🍀😁👑🐝 #factassin

“This magic moment”. 🍾 🎶🎼🎵😋👑🐝 #factassin

Huh…Imagine that? ⬆️ 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin Tom Watzke

No comparison‼️ #MAGA women are hot 🔥#trump2024 👑🐝 #factassin

“This is your captain speaking…we’re having the worst turbulence. Buckel your seat belt‼️” 😳😬🤣🤣🤣👑🐝 #factassin

“Oh Shrimp…🍤 Give it to me‼️ I need a cocktail after this”. 😳😬🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

BREAKING: 🚨 The FBI is putting up billboards in Springfield, Ohio, written in Haitian Creole, urging people to "report hate crimes." 😡 Question: Who do you think the FBI wants Haitians/Creole to turn in? 🤬 Answer: Law abiding American citizens…that’s who. #f*ckFBI If you

Good day to my fellow patriots wherever you may be. ❌⭕️❌⭕️❌⭕️ Master the art of suspense; anticipation is the very heartbeat of desire 💓 🤗‼️🐝 #factassim

Wakey…wakey…🙈😳🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

My love language is meat 🍔🥰 Its healthier to swallow rather than spit it out. 🙈🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Teacher…I swear I’m not lying. 😳👑🐝 #factassin

What do I wear in bed? 🙈Why, Jack Daniels No.7, of course. 👑🐝 🥰 #factassin

He’s got balls. ⚾️⚾️ Right there…👆no there…👈over there…👉 I can’t pin 📍 point it. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

You’ll NEVER forget this name. 🙈😳 Hope ypu had a great night and picked a girl up named “LANA”. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Sh*t 💩…you can’t blame me for trying at least. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Good day to my fellow patriots wherever you may be. ❌⭕️❌⭕️❌⭕️ INTELLIGENCE IS THE ULTIMATE APHRODISIAC‼️ 🥰💋 👑🐝 #factassin

Would you pick up a woman with car troubles? 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Huh⁉️ 🤔 Is this true❓🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Getting a promo fr. this job is so rewarding‼️ 🏆 3🫸__🫷6🫸___🫷9🫸____🫷or what’s next promo? 12🫸_____🫷❓I love this job’s moto…it’s not hard; unless u make it‼️🥹 I say it proudly‼️🤗 My boss said…remember; customers always cums 1st‼️ We accomodate‼️ 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin