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Heads up: lost 90% of the people I follow during my latest account snafu, so don't be confused by new follow requests.

What's Going On (Detroit Mix), with headphones on. open.spotify.com/track/4cgLt753…

Why does this need to be a thing / who are these people who don't understand toilets 101?

"Supply Chain Disruption" would be a good name for a heavy rock band

I wish I had an @rdio tshirt

So many zip ties

I know Target bags The Hotness right now, but I prefer kicking it old school with my The New Yorker tote bag

Professor Dolphin

Orange beanie life

Nachos for dinner

Every time I finish reading a novel, I'm left wondering how no one in the entire book ever pooped.

The National Anthem

Drunk drinking

Help me make "Zuko Stardust" a thing

I'm sorry New York Times Games, but today's Wordle is BS

We need more Fritos™ /cc Anna Maltby

the moon was a smile in a starry sky

Turns out the green thing on this leftover pizza is basil, not mold.

Imagine how confused people will be in 10 years time about how Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar once did a track together

I made a little video game! Hope you like it.