I’d love to sit next to Sourness and whisper in his ear your a current just for the craic !

Gyms across Merseyside are set to close for 24 hours as a mark of respect at the passing of Purple Aki. The Purple Prince has gone to the great gym in the sky. #PestInPeace

For those who have had trouble hearing the audio for today’s Widnes Vikings announcement, it has been re uploaded for our visually impaired Vikings.

A short Rugby League story…

“Your ma’ bic’d her head and chopped her tits off before shitting you out in a pool.”

Banned Widnes fan trying to get past the chief steward today…

Fantastic result for Bradford Bulls in the Challenge Cup this afternoon. First game to be played on another planet. #RLExpansion

Mason Lino has been sin binned for Wakefield Sin bin is sponsored by Bill Dyson Skip Hire

“Am no a racist, a huv a black dug.”

I’m going to say this…

Poor taste from Morrisons. You shouldn’t be encouraging people to drink on an empty stomach.

Wow, grandpa has endurance

“…times were ‘ard in are house. Me Dad used to have to make tools to buy us those shoes. Any road; he ordered them and when they came back… they weren’t white at all, they were black…” #Starmer

“Grrrr lefties…” “Ironic they’ve got a fence init? Should chuck all the illegals in there wiv ‘em.” “You’d never get me there. Full of middle class hypocrite socialists.” #Glastonbury

RIP Martin. #HulkHogan #FancyDress

Death… Taxes… Warrington blowing it.

*Derek, just before pressing send.*

Genuinely thought this was The Famleigh at first glance.

Unfortunately, the homecoming parade won't be taking place tomorrow but it was a valiant effort by the Wolves!

ICYMI: The Vikings launched Pasin, a brilliant membership for supporters in Papua New Guinea. Read more: widnesvikings.co.uk/news/article/5…