This may just be the greatest thing the internet has ever given humanity.

Don’t need a new car but this ad makes me want to head straight to Volvo Victoria. So well done.

Looks like Tom Selleck and Elton John have teamed up for a new buddy cop movie.

Absolute legends.

This looks AMAZING!

Roads across #yyj are terrible. If you don’t have to drive please don’t. Expect major delays today and on the commute home. #yyjtraffic

My friend Mira Laurence loves a good sports montage. I’ll give this one a solid 👍

9:03am Four car accident on the Island highway in Colwood by the Mcdonalds on the way towards Sooke. #yyjtraffic

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Hey God, this would be a fine time for a smiting.

Hey Sportsnet, when Winnipeg Jets score in double OT to win the series, SHOW THE REPLAY!!! No one cares about ten minutes of players shaking hands. 🙄 Follow me for more broadcast tips.

Please God he’s resigning. Please God he’s resigning. Please God he’s resigning. Please God he’s resigning. Please God he’s resigning. Please God he’s resigning.

As if we needed one more reason to think the Florida Panthers is a complete garbage organization from top to bottom. torontosun.com/sports/hockey/…

Right now, I’m so disappointed in the Edmonton Oilers that I’m actually considering becoming an Calgary Flames fan. 🥸

YES! Hey New York Yankees fans, one day I will tell you about The Curse I put on your team back in 2010. Anybody remember the last time they won the World Series? Yeah… that’s right. You think the Chicago Cubs 108 year long dry spell was long? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! 😂

Film dropping tomorrow. John Coogan Jordi Hays

Haha!! Gold!!

Well played.

Hey Elmo, $20 if you throat punch both Tkachuk Brothers.