Anybody got $9bn spare to buy back #Twitter?

Bus fares? This really is sad.

Surely somebody mixed up the speech notes? He meant to say: “The bus fare cap will not be raised in my lifetime.” “As a first step, we will be applying to rejoin the Single Market tomorrow.” Surely? #Starmer #Labour #RejoinEU

To be kind you could say that #Trump has seen better days. But you can’t because he’s always been a dangerous, evil, nasty piece of work. #USElection2024 #VoteBlueAsifYourLivesDependonit #Kamala

All fingers crossed that sanity and decency prevail over insanity and depravity today. #VoteKamala #USAElection2024

Controversial, yes, but there really is a case for some form of knowledge test before you can vote. You need to pass a test to qualify to do most other important things. The conundrum is - who sets the standards? #ElectionDay

What are Trump-voting Americans going to do when they realise that the president doesn’t control the price of groceries? #USAElections

Hey #Trump! How can it be a ‘massive victory for democracy and freedom’ when you had said ‘vote for me and you’ll never have to vote again’? #USAElection2024

Hard to swallow, but insanity and depravity ‘trumps’ sanity and decency. Pass me the bucket. #USAElections2024

#ARD #MOMA Untertitel heute Morgen: „Heute tagt die Kollisionsausschuss.“

All that remains is to hope that things don’t get as bad as they already are.

Sure, things would have been different had #Harris_Walz2024 focussed on the price of cabbages, mincemeat and petrol instead of on the very real threat to democracy and basic human rights. #JustSaying #USAElection2024

Zelenskyy’s congratulatory message to #Trump was pretty astute. #USAElection2024 #Ukraine

All the ‘honours’ bestowed upon #Johnson cronies should be clearly classified as such. E.g. Pfeffel-Baroness, Pfeffel-Lord, Pfeffel-Sir, Pfeffel-Dame etc. #Corruption

So it all hinged on the price of eggs. How utterly depressing. #USAElections2024

Can’t get #Trump’s statement early in the campaign that “we already have the votes” out of my head. What did he mean? #USAElections2024

Has morning-after regret set in yet? It should have. #Trump #USAElections2024

Still waiting for #Trump to announce who is going to head up the Department of Egg Prices. #USElection2024