I really want to congratulate her for the work she’s done as the showrunner of this season of #LoveIslandUSA

I honestly hate pirate dating standards so much. I don’t have a gold tooth or an eyepatch. I don’t go to the tavern with wenches all the time. I don’t listen to newer sea shanties much. I don’t have a parrot. I don’t have a lot of gold dabloons. I eat citrus. I’m… a land lover.

today i hung out w bailey moon and sydney - if twitter doesn’t know, then it didn’t happen

awesome

huge day for annoying people (my younger brother is turning 18 and i’m spamming my instagram story)

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“i’m gonna slide” “bro, im literally gonna tickle-T-touch”

Sigh

shoprite sushi can put me through the bed idc

allison williams white lotus season 4, allison williams knives out 3, allison williams furiosa 2, allison williams ma 2, allison williams trap 2, allison williams godfather part 4, allison williams furiosa 2, allison williams james bond, allison williams mamma three-a, allison wi

Trumps like “Mutual Monday: Comment and I’ll tell you the percentage of tariffs I’m placing on your country!”

well!

not to be overdramatic but i have my first fourth date in ten months and he showed up yesterday w fresh tomatoes from the farmers market just because

reminder

4 boring (presumably) whites women? hot people??? (mickey and morgan exempt and maybe zach)

i get a little sad thinking about all the friends that have drifted away from me but then i remember i am surrounded by love & it is better to be loved by few than tolerated by many

one year ago today i had my first day of rehab

one year ago today