I don't think there's a bigger disappointment in life than receiving Coke Zero when you ordered proper Coca-Cola. One sip and it goes straight in the bin. How can anyone drink this disgusting stuff??

Here’s an incomplete list of athletes with the same height and weight as Donald Trump who said he was 6’3 and 215 Pounds. A thread. 🧵 First up is quarterback Aaron Rodgers who is 6’2, 223 pounds.

Every day is #ReadABookDay in my house 📖 ❤🤓 Today I'll be tucking into the new Stephen King book, which came out yesterday. Can't wait!

The #HunterBiden indictment isn't the gotcha MAGAts seem to think it is. Normal, sensible, rational people are happy to see all criminal behaviour on BOTH political "sides" investigated and punished. They don't scream and cry foul just because it's one of their own.

Hey X you know what would be great? If when I clicked "I'm not interested in this" on a trending topic, it actually went away and didn't just come back a few days later.

No Ticketmaster - I won't pay $23 in fees on top of a $30 ticket. You realise that's almost double? I'd rather just not go to the show. Fingers crossed for your demise sooner rather than later.

I miss Decade every day. They are Schrodinger's band. Simultaneously they exist because they never announced a breakup, but don't exist because they clearly have broken up.

Just spent a few days in Texas and enjoyed the awesomeness of Whataburger®. Wish you'd open some locations in NC!

Having impatiently waited more than a year for its publication here in the US, I'm finally reading my favourite author's latest book, and as expected, it's absolutely wonderful. This is a delight. Thank you, @jonathancoe!

Finally, a job description that suits my skill set! McDonald's where do I apply?!

It's a tired cliche to say that if I did my job as badly as Darren Bond did his today, I'd be sacked. However, it's absolutely fucking true. #Boro #UTB

Just finished "Reach for the Stars" by Michael Cragg - a very enjoyable and fun read! This was my favourite quote:

Very excited to check off another new MLB stadium with my first ever visit to Los Angeles Dodgers tonight. I hear it's pretty good...

Very excited to finally get my hands on the new Mark Billingham book here in the US, but I fear Grove Atlantic have done him dirty with this horrific dangling modifier in the blurb. Very misleading.

No thanks Barnet FC 🐝. I once tried to visit The Hive as a neutral groundhopper and they refused point blank to sell me a ticket. Ridiculous, unwelcoming, unfriendly, unhelpful, tinpot club.

Apparently today it's Coca Cola! And all in the name of their fictional, vengeful skydaddy. Sick, weird people.

Tom Nield is a horrific ref. He's missed an obvious corner at one end, then invented one at the other end. He's also failing to give routine yellow cards. He has a poor history with the Boro. Bent or incompetent? #MIDCAR #UTB #refwatch

I'm sorry to hear this is happening. Perhaps PGMO could appease the public at times like this by keeping them updated on the formal punishment process for incompetent officials. Because there is one... right?

Only one impressive stat from this #Boro season - we went the entire league season without giving away a penalty. Just lots of goals instead.

After a few years living in the US, I'd forgotten how utterly joyless it is to have a Coke at McDonald's UK. Much higher prices, sugar tax BS, paper straws, no free refills... I miss US McDonald's already!