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Dan Aitch

@aitch_dan

He/Him/Wanker. Proud NSK member.

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calendar_today24-04-2009 23:32:21

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Financially-questionable football club owners say "We're not paying for staff tickets". Club manager pays for tickets. Owners save money, and team has a big uplift in positive PR. The joys of being a billionaire owner. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Wouldn't it be great if all of the insular fuckwits in american politics stopped saying "Cudder" when referring to 'Qatar'? I truly believe that the US is even more backward than English football fans mispronouncing foreign players' names.

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Revisiting my past, did anyone ever see RATM play live? Did anyone ever wonder why everyone in the crowd was singing, in... fucking... unison, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!". Oh... the irony.

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This season's first-half results are in... Tottenham 3-0 Brighton. This season's second-half results are in... Tottenham 0-7 Brighton. 😂

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Hands up if you're in a band that charges more for your merchandise in London than anywhere else in the UK. I'm not criticising - I'm just keen to know why.

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Amazing how #bhafc fans get this every week and nothing is done bar a few individuals getting ejected from the stadium now and again. I guess 'the powers that be' assume we're deserving of it because they think we're all gay.

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I'm still shocked and surprised that being drunk makes someone realise just how awful everyone else is. That, or everyone else was already an arsehole...even while you were sober.

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Nice bit of authoritarianism from the UK Gov't - 'if you don't like it, leave'. The job of a civil servant is to question its leaders; not just accept everything. theguardian.com/politics/2025/…

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Why would you put marines on the streets unless there's a risk to life and/or a 'shoot to kill' policy in place? As violent and discriminatory as the LAPD are, they have nothing on trained killers.

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Just watching Department Q - won't be long before Matthew Goode is walking with a cane, playing the piano, taking vicodin and using prostitutes...

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The hardest thing in the world is putting one foot in front of the other, and deciding that tomorrow is worth waiting for. I hope that anyone reading this is managing to tread water, even if progress is only in your future.

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With all the controversy surrounding Bob Vylan, and what the Labour Party are currently doing with their welfare bill, I thought it was a good time to combine multiple sentiments and post this - youtu.be/KcNZmEwF7JM?si…

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How is it possible that #bhafc spend nearly £200m in a single window, and now keep buying players, without falling foul of financial spending rules? Oh yeah - two reasons - one is a genius, one is a tit. Both have TB as their initials. YOU work it out...