Every non-email job I’ve ever had has been more difficult and mentally taxing then every email job I’ve ever had

One good thing about Eric Adams is that you know where you stand. When I first moved to New York it took me a while to figure out if we hated Bill de Blasio or not. Adams just openly and repeatedly sucks shit at maximum volume all day long, providing much needed clarity

Checking my recent insurance claims and seeing that the without-insurance billable amount for a zoom call wherein the doctor literally googled the CDC website and read it to me was $430

Rly sorry about the airline tweeting lads but there's literally no other way to contact them apparently

Was being mildly sexually harassed by the guy taking my passport photos, which became confusing when he was telling me to "smile, because it's so pretty" and then realized that actually you can't smile in passport photos so had to recant that bit

I’ve got two tickets to #BigThief in Brooklyn on April 16th, looking to swap them for April 15th! #ticketfairy

Shout out to the woman at the doctor's office who asked me over the phone today, in all seriousness, if I had a fax machine

Good to see 90% of my graduating class at Pillow Queens tonight

Mixed messages here from the twitter trends, are we supposed to be quitting or not

Shout out to the guy two seats away from me on the plane who is extremely on painkillers and is snoring so loudly that people are coming over from other rows to see where the noise is coming from

I want Vogue to do a 73 Questions with Mick Lynch

At the Ohio BMV trying to sneak into the background of peoples license photos

Pretty sure this thing is going down in the next week

Think about it