Why are Women always obsessed with these kind of Men? 🤣 #couplegoals #relationshiphumor #couplechallenge #funnyvideos #couples #marriage

stealing in 4K is wild

Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he were living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.

Whenever I have to fill out a form that asks, 'Who to contact in case of an emergency?' I always put down 'Ambulance' because my wife will ignore a call from an unknown number.

I was today's years old when I realized how 'therapist' is spelled. Once you see it, you can't unsee it!

Tap, hold and load in 4K 📸

I don't know who needs to hear this, but throw away that box your Phone came in. You don't need it. You will never need it.

My friend just texted me and said, 'It's been a rough day. My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen, and my girlfriend is pregnant.' So I said, 'you can't pull anything out on time, can you? Now I’m blocked!

Na Who Give Up, F**k Up!

Women. Marry a man who doesn't call watching his own kids "babysitting." #relationships

Millionaire habits first. Millionaire wallet second.

The only downside of improving yourself: It gets lonely.

Anxiety is the gap between who you want to be and who you are.

A wife got so mad at her husband that she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door, she yelled, I hope you suffer a long, slow, painful time.' He turned around and said, 'So, you want me to stay?' #relationships

I asked my wife if I could touch her hair. She said yes. So I ran my finger across her top lip, and that's how the fight got started. #relationships

A mother-in-law said to her son's wife when the baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted up her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a fanny, not a photocopier!" #relationships

When my kids say, 'Nana is so awesome, can I go to her house?' I'm like, 'That ain't the same lady I grew up with; that's an old lady trying to get into heaven.'"

I told my boss that three companies were after me and that I needed a raise! He asked me which three companies. I said, "Gas, Electric, and Water!"

Women spoil men too. Some of you just never made it that far 🤣 #relationships

Lights, camera, action! 🎬 This summer, I’ll be taking the stage for my acting debut in the stage play Dear Father. Tickets are available—link in my bio. Oya come now! 😄