this is the worst thing to ever happened to me

not now kitten daddy is doing lawrence of Arabia at in the median of mile marker 297 of I-81

repeating the cycle of abuse (teaching hugh to play balatro)

job search getting desperate just applied to be a pinkerton

Ex member of the neo nazi National Party, Derek Blighe has called an antiworker, anti immigrant rally to deflect anger away from the millionaire landlords & slumlords responsible for the housing crisis. Come together on 7/6 to say no to the antiworker violence of the far right.

i’ve created a monster

under the impression this is what happened to us senator john fetterman

does anyone wanna be my pen pal i miss having pen pals

one time a kid at work very solemnly told me i’m aging very well after i said i had just had my 23rd birthday

sneezed so many times in a row got genuinely scared

just got queer baited by a lynx commercial

i’ll be real kitten if this parlay doesn’t come through for daddy we’re eating dirt this week

dreamt about mud again. in my veins this time.

good point sinn fein someone should do something

really stresses me out when someone’s dad isn’t fat. like where’s the rest of him.

can you jailbreak a printer urgent

every man is an uncle if you’re brave enough

amazing what the human body can withstand when it simply must

this was about getting 47 minutes less sleep than usual

happy dilf posting day