The background is their hacked desktop. And their Webcam is completely compromised. "You're out of your mind" rinsed me. I'm wheezing. Nigerians are NOT real people, man.😭

Why is it so many male comedians divert to dressing like women as humour? Are you that strapped for genuine comedy. Or what is it ?

Too much fake ish, the real sounding foreign to them.

Wahala dey o!

PSA: Women also get post nut clarity.

I’ll do the most beautiful eye makeup just to put on sunglasses. I need it to make sense.

God strength.

When I say Afrobeats is in a cultural recession, I'm not only referring to our global grip loosening. We aren't just losing global steam. Even worse, we're receding at home. That's where my biggest fear is. The car and present danger at home. We used to have 2-3 certified

I’m addicted to garri idgaf. When them cravings hit get the 🧊&🥜s

If you use English etiquette to eat African food. You have serious problem.

I’m so grateful to be alive.

Don’t let em lie to you. Their actions will always tell.

Porn is cheap dopamine. Get your a** in the Gym!

Cheap dopamine is like feeding your brain Coca Cola. You’ll get the hit any way, but at what cost?

Exercise blessed you in again and again in multiple ways. It gives you: 1. Improved mental health and natural dopamine 2. Stronger, healthier body 3. Aesthetic bonuses I.e looking good in and outta them clothes 😏

Leave your ego at the door.

Creatine got me looking BOLO.

TRUST YOUR INSTINCT!!!!!!