Funniest tweets of all time I love snow bunnies. Only fat ones. I like how they can throw my 120 lb ass around. Barstool JHS

Rating best drinks 1. Natroll 2. Bush 3. Ultra 4. Bud heavy 5. Happy dad

When ur quick add is all blondes with Public profiles

Felt cute might delete later. #freshcutewhosovulating#aids

Sydney Sweeney

Fuck please don’t all ask me 3 different questions

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Well.. snows coming looks like we’re day drinking!

Gilbert CSD What’s the game plan when he takes you to the bathroom?

Who needs porn huh when you got vsco Thad “the hammer” Castle

Where’s all the shemales at.

Dude Chinese restaurants should be open 24/7 closed Becouse of the storm? You dumbass can’t even see if a storm cuming bullshit. You bring aids to this country and Covid 19 but yall can’t be open to do the one good thing u guys do. Stupid asf.

Connor rash be so damn horny

Me when I’m 90

Very thoughtful and heartfelt sign by Connor Rash! #dogsout #freaky

Proms so close and so is my orgasim.. beer and girls with no undies on fuck this is gonna be a night!!!

Me if my prom date don’t let me get a lil sumthin

Can I break the record I set last year. GETTING READY FOR PROM. 2024: WR 11 minutes… 6 minutes of shitting 4 minutes shower 1 minute closes on.. 2025:???? Could this be my year??? Must take short shower to beat my record.

Don’t believe liberal propaganda #staywoke #itsthelongnoses