Morbius, Moonfall, and War of the Wolds (2025) are the best movies of the 2020s

Tweeting is a great analogy for yelling into the void. 96% of the time, your tweets fall on deaf years, but there’s always that chance that the Worlds #1 Pistons fan replies

When do we get the train president? I want my intercontinental high speed railway.

Some people christen ships with champagne. I christen cars by playing Ram Ranch

This and a saber would be peak

It's all shits and giggles until somebody shits and nobody giggles

San Francisco is such a cool city. The other week en route to a Giants game, my Lyft driver gave a dollar to the junkie on the side of the off-ramp with a sign that said he was too ugly to be a prostitute. Hell yeah

Shit unironically feels like putting an pet down. It fought strong until the end. Godspeed my friend. Thank You for your service. o7 🕊️May 2020- September 2025🕊️ (I still need my school files back though)

Life may be Despicable, but one day you’ll look back and see how much you Gru

This is the video game equivalent of putting morbius back in theaters

A box of Frosted Flakes should not be 8 fucking dollars

Can I bet on this not happening?

My culture is not a costume for your disgusting hateful rhetoric. I hope Nintendo treats you worse than the Smash community

Lazer Tag Carpet shiny

My head canon is that the reason that companies still add the letters at the end of phone numbers is so only people who who know how to text via number pads can call them

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Less than 35 minutes in to Legends ZA and I’m already getting the Spheals. Was not expecting heartstrings to be pulled this early #PokemonLegendsZA