godDAMN men are hot in compression shirts 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Modern werewolves that channel their ravenous energies into just clearing out the nearest buffets and fast food joints. Those afflicted knowing they'll waking up the day after a full moon with a bloated stomach and an extra 15 lbs of blubber on their frames...

Not beating the fatboy allegations anytime soon

*looks at mirror* - man, I look so round tonight haha *continues staring* - aight *takes off pants*

complimented this girl on her costume and she told me i was the only one who had recognized it all night

drop bsky handles i’m in boys

So long gay twitter