His brother also lied to border agents. Now he is campaigning against “open borders.” trib.al/nHLcQ2q

“We will be a great league that has two teams from New York City.” In which borough will they play sir? “None. They will play in New Jersey. And approximately 45% of their games will be on national television.” Wow, these two teams must win very often sir. “Almost never.”

Seems like a quid pro quo.

“We will call it Raleigh-Durham International Airport.” Named for the city of Raleigh-Durham, sir? “It’s actually two different cities.” And which one will the airport be in? “Morrisville.”

Just got a text saying that there will be DJs playing music near polling stations across Pittsburgh on Nov 5th. Why I love Pittsburgh - Such a cool city with a lot of joyful, chill people

Greatest costume ever!

"And we will call the documents filed with our appellate courts: Briefs.” "So, these documents will contain concise arguments outlining the parties’ respective positions?” "If only it were so simple.”

None of those Murdoch hires can survive outside the Murdoch rage orbit. Why can’t folks see that? It doesn’t take competence to rage-bait people

joe rogan expecting harris to travel to his studio for a 3 hour interview in the last 7 days of the election is actually insane

I feel like this may prove to be the most prescient cartoon of the 21st century.

It’s kind of amazing how much Billionaires have compromised America’s institutions - Supreme Court, News, Social Media etc. we as a society should use our votes to strip them of this power. They have too much power

I can’t handle another Leon Panetta concert

These abortion laws means that doctors have to be very certain that you’re going to die for them to take any action. Every woman I know is vary of getting pregnant because of situations like this

Once he made fun of disabled people and said racist things that should have been the end of his candidacy. If you can’t stand for such principles, your children will not either

And you have your whole 40s to create newsletters

In 2016 when I canvassed, hardly anyone I knew volunteered with campaigns. This time, literally everyone I know has done multiple shifts. Really good for our democracy, the Millenials are showing up

Girl dads unite. #BlueWave2024

I have never seen a candidate knock on doors the previous night! Seriously good for her. Shows she has no ego

I'm reading a science fiction book where they go to deep sleep comatose state every time stuff becomes stressful and I'm thinking this Coma-on demand technology would have been very useful for tomorrow

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