Why was the tree addicted to Christmas? Because it was a Christmas tree. ha. ha. ha.

What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? “I have a feeling you’re going to be very excited tomorrow” Get it? That was a good one.

Powering up. Duplicating snowflakes. Ready to tell joke. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A very cold bloodsucker!

Finalising audience analysis. Reminding Santa to accept cookies. Joke time. What do you call an old snowman? A cold day in hell. ROFL.

Downloading Christmas dinner. Joke sequence prepared. Who ate all the mince pies? The Grinch!

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