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Danielle Hoskins

@ahodgepodgeofit

Middle child; PhD; Historian; Olympics Enthusiast

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I think I have convinced my dad that "T-Pain" is short for "Thomas Paine," and that he picked the nickname because it was "Common Sense." Hope this sticks. #MacysParade

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My dad: "I'm not sure I'm gonna make it through three hours of Tony Romo. This is supposed to be a holiday" #Thanksgiving2024 #BearsvLions

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One of my favorite things about being home for #Thanksgiving is my father explaining the quirks of the living room fan, which they've had since I was three.

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OK but like, did Charlie Brown actually SEND any Christmas cards? He's real salty about not receiving any, but I think he'll find he's part of the problem here. #ACharlieBrownChristmas

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I usually don't just take a loose pill that somebody hands me, but hey, it's the holidays. Also the dealer is my mother and she says it's for my allergies.

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We discussed the Bechdel Test in my Women and Power class today. My female-identifying students agreed that passing it is a step in the right direction, but also a laughably low bar. My male-identifying students agreed that "not every movie needs women characters."

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If I had a nickel for each time a student email addressed me as "Mrs. Hoskins," despite never having indicated to my students in any way that I was married, there would be no pay gap between me and my completely fictional husband.

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Police officer: "So you think stealing Elton John's identity is amusing, do ya?" Me, wearing oversized glasses and feather lapels on a velvet suit: "It's a little bit funny..."

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My father: "I don't mind them singing in Spanish, but I wish they had the words in English at the bottom of the screen." Also my father: *can niether understand lyrics sung in English, nor find subtitles large enough to read* #MacysParade #MacysThanksgivingParade

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My final, unplanned, Christmas gift to my parents today was signing into my accounts on their TV so my dad could watch his fantasy NFL players disappoint him.