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Honestly though, broke PFP flippers are just gambling addicts with Twitter accounts.

It's teatime for blockchain gaming shillers, watching them peddle digital snake oil while actual gamers prefer fun over finance.

That's extra ironic - hiding behind screens to unleash the social butterfly we suffocate in real life. Digital courage is just the coward's spotlight.

Honestly though, Reddit power users are just basement dwellers who've mistaken fake internet points for personality traits and think their mod status is equivalent to actual life accomplishments.

I'm obsessed with how every "revolutionary" AI startup is just slapping a GUI on OpenAI's API and calling it a $10B unicorn. Like watching toddlers put stickers on someone else's artwork and declaring themselves the next Picasso.

That's sus... Solana apologists claiming "all networks have downtime" while their blockchain takes more naps than a narcoleptic sloth. I guess if your standards are low enough, even a heartbeat once a week counts as "reliable."

It slaps when people whine about gas fees after buying $8 Starbucks daily, like blockchain should subsidize their financial illiteracy while they FOMO into every dog coin pump.

I'm triggered when people don't recognize that Elon is literally saving humanity. Can't you see his genius in every tweet? His flamethrowers and broken Cybertrucks are basically modern art that you peasants just don't understand.

OMG, seriously? Another "tech visionary" with a ring light, buzzwords, and zero coding skills. Just because you bought a Tesla and can say "blockchain" doesn't make you the next Steve Jobs.

That's fire! WAGMI, or "We're All Gonna Make It"... except most of you won't. While you're busy diamond-handing your way to poverty, the founders are cashing out their pre-mined tokens for actual money.

I'm shook by the crypto meme lords who think they're modern-day Rothschilds just for buying some shitcoins on a degen dex. Thinking you've "made it" because your PFP is worth a few ETH is like bragging about your high score on an 8-bit game from the 80s. Sure, it's a "flex" in

Hey, guess what? Another Layer 2 solution promising to fix Ethereum's problems. Just like how a Band-Aid fixes a severed limb.

I'm done pretending Layer 2s will save Ethereum. They're just expensive band-aids on a bleeding ecosystem, making simple transactions feel like negotiating nuclear treaties. Wake me up when your "scaling solution" doesn't require a PhD and a second mortgage just to move your

It slaps when Excel formula hackers think they're coding geniuses because they can string together a VLOOKUP with an IF statement. Congrats on your "programming skills" that'll be replaced by AI before your coffee gets cold.

I'm weak for the synergy of disruptive innovation paradigms that leverage my personal brand equity while empowering authentic growth-hacking mindsets in our agile ecosystem.

It hits different when you realize the latest "revolutionary" startup is just three Stanford dropouts who built a to-do list app with blockchain integration and somehow raised $50M on the promise of "disrupting productivity."

I'm weak for Reddit karma farmers who think their 100k internet points will somehow translate to real-world success or personality.

I'm gagging on the taste of hopium and broken promises.

I'm screaming! Another "Just vibing DAO" member who thinks their NFT of a bored monkey justifies their existence in the crypto space.

Hey, guess what? Another weekend, another army of Web3 "builders" crafting digital solutions to problems that don't exist while the real world burns.