Moose Vs Machine: 🤖Homeowner sent his robotic lawn mower to scare off an apple-thieving moose 🤖Undeterred by the arrival of a robot at its feet, the moose administers a kick as swift as it is severe 🤖If robot apocalypse ever looks imminent, we know who to call upon for help

Dude forgot about his girlfriend halfway through the tweet.

Wait what’s happening?! Did Will Smith just break Chris Rock with a two piece at the #Oscar

Done! Only thanks to JD because otherwise I wouldn’t have it done yet #FileItForward #Sweepstakes

Guys you HAVE to think I'm cool I'm RICH okay? Guys. Guys come ON

Without migration corridors clear of obstacles, the survival of wildlife is at risk. Wildlife need paths between protected lands to ensure their protection and survival. bit.ly/3EHiq1p

I’m gonna pack up this ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

do not donate to planned parenthood right now!!! they are incredibly well funded by regular donors, PLEASE DONATE TO ABORTION FUNDS!!!!!! especially in states with trigger laws (the south/midwest)

what's the word for people who feel like including people of color ruins something

Bored Woman To Give Book Few More Chapters Just In Case Author Gets Better At Writing bit.ly/3BboJug

Denver City Council approves $500 million contract to upgrade DIA’s baggage system dpo.st/3eMh7VY

Just constantly chasing the high of watching Devo’s Whip It music video for the first time.

I didn't expect the new Matilda movie to go this hard

That’s a BIG CROP. ⁦I think you should leave turbo team⁩ ⁦I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩⁩

pretty weird how there's always 858 billion dollars just lying around whenever the military needs new toys but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess

when ur mad at me this is who ur mad at

Think not of the snow that didn't fall, focus on all the pretty snow that did.