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it makes me physically sick to think about how painful this shit must be everyday of his life 😶‍🌫️

When you're falling asleep but then the Forensic Files narrator says they found DNA in the unlikeliest of places

Not only is Rick Carlisle a good coach, he's got great delivery. Awesome story here about Larry Bird and Jerry Garcia

Don't fucking call my cat a little fluff head bro. Everything is a joke to you just stop. She's not a LFH I don't want you to ever use those words again I'm dead serious

If you jump into the train as the doors are closing you are a disheveled fool who didn't plan their trip well. If I do it I look like 007

If you have to look at the drinks menu for more than a minute you're not a real drinker. Head home and study, rook. We're sending you back to degenerate orientation

All Time Low. Avril and Fall Out boy up next. This is what peak performance looks like

i went to olive garden and everyone said i was Beautiful

Avril. Legend

FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES Gary Larson 1988

A guy should do a dating app picture where the fish is holding him

I didn't know Pete Wentz looks like this now

Does the "Peeping Tom" label change culture to culture? If a Slavic guy does it is he a Peeping Borys

I drank 560 Miller Lite tall boys yesterday and can't figure out why I feel like shit

Real ball knowers were more attracted to Phoebe than Monica or Rachel

Going to a concert unlocks lyrics in your brain that you didn't know were there like you're the Manchurian Candidate. Like how do I know 14 Vampire Weekend songs