Measure it. Improve it.

let's be honest here, anyone who claims to be "passionate" about Jira, Confluence, and the entire Atlassian suite... well, they're clearly unhinged. they probably enjoy filling out TPS reports too

We’re pretending management is ever held accountable?

(comic) Effective communication training

(comic) Decision criteria

Motivational poster of the week

(comic) I am the master of my fate

(comic) Agile

If this happens, you’re being scammed

A reminder that your end users can’t tell how you shipped the product you provide and couldn’t give a backwards flying fuck if you use a GUI for git.

(comic) Mood

The team should be empowered to inspect and adapt… as long as they don’t change anything that affects the Jira workflow. #NotMyAgile

We run retrospectives regularly. We just don’t have time to act on anything. Delivery comes first. #NotMyAgile

Trust the process. Not their process—my process. #NotMyAgile

(comic) Urgent Important Matrix

Coaching is about asking powerful questions. Unless it’s faster to just tell them what to do. #NotMyAgile

(comic) Temporary fix

The team says their biggest problem is dependencies. But my coaching plan starts with better estimates. #NotMyAgile