I’m having a good time Nicole

“I always wanted to be a pizza box folder.” - Megan Ryan

This guy replied to my friend rejecting him after a date... by cursing at her & calling her fat. PS - he’s a special ed teacher for a living in NJ. This is who’s teaching our kids, y’all. 👀Monmouth County ladies on Hinge, watch out & Happy woman’s history month I guess?! Hinge

Didn’t think it was possible but I fell even more in love with Mae Martin townhallnyc last night. They’re even more charming and hilar in person! 👏🏼😍 thx for the laughs.

Everyone should take a page out of Linda’s book of positivity Bob's Burgers

“I didn’t know you could wash wood.” - Nicole

marjorie taylor greene, who voted against gay marriage two months ago because it’s a sin, is now getting divorced from her husband after cheating on him with the manager of her gym

washing ur face and water going down ur elbow is so sickening

Adulthood is literally cramming all of your social engagements into two days then spending the rest of the week sending your friends TikTok’s

Unpopular opinion: the new season of The L Word: Generation Q is… not good

Why does everyone at The White Lotus eat at the hotel every night? YOU'RE IN ITALY!!!!!

How do you guys watch 500 movies a year, 30 tv shows, have a full time job, exercise regularly, have a social life, play video games, and read books?

Why won’t Harry and Meghan say each other’s full names? What is this “H” and “M” shit?! I don’t think I’m being dramatic when I say I’d rather sit on a hot grill than… #HarryandMeganNetflix

“drag queens and gay teachers are grooming kids”

I learn more on TikTok than I’ve ever learned in school or at work

Why didn’t anyone clap when Coldplay was announced in that category? I think I know why… #GRAMMYs

Watching Grease and just realized my queer awakening —

“You seem more like a Mississippi girl than California.” -Megan Ryan Nicole

“Oooh blisters on your coochie!” -KCH Nicole