Agent Smith (@agentschmith) 's Twitter Profile
Agent Smith

@agentschmith

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calendar_today16-08-2017 10:28:48

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Leo (@leoie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dublin Hotels are cancelling pre confirmed bookings for rooms that clash with the Oasis concerts announced today and reposting the rooms with a 3x markup! How the FUCK is this legal? Fine Gael Green Party Ireland Fianna Fáil Sinn Féin

Agent Smith (@agentschmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And only people who are already smokers, should be allowed to buy cigarettes (with a view to getting help to quit). Should not be possible for new smokers to start. How would you enforce it though. 🤷

Mini Maiden (@minxgenie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To the dick in the Korean SUV who tailgated me aggressively today: My Mini is small. I can pass parked cars and still leave the right lane clear for oncoming traffic. You tailgated me and met another wankpanzer coming the other way. I hope you enjoyed having to back up 😊

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Open door on coffee machine to empty grounds. Moth flies out. Close door again. Think I'll have a drink of water instead 😂

Hallion Battalion🔻 (@thatweecafe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Absolutely devastating news about big John Carland. He was a proud Westie, brilliant craic, and one of life's genuine good guys. He's a credit to his kids and family and he'll be missed terribly.

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Love how, when you make a card payment, the money is debited from your account instantly; Yet, when you get a refund on same card, in the same shop, on the same machine, the money can take days, even weeks, to make it's way back. Nice little interest earner 🙄🙂

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People who speed up, then slow to practically a complete standstill, to go over speed bumps, creating a 20 car tailback behind in the process...🤷 Why not just coast along at a consistent speed and then you won't have to worry about slamming into them harshly?🤯

Patricia Devlin (@trishdevlin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Any Oasis fans please, please be careful. This scam nearly caught me out. A FB friend, whom I know, posted they were selling tickets for the Dublin gigs. Asked to send £ to Revolut. Turns out they were hacked and can’t access their account. Be careful out there. Liam Gallagher

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Parental units have somehow ended up at least 3 separate, yet intrinsically linked Amazon accounts. One registered in his name but with her Email address. Another in her name & mobile but unknown Email, a third in his name only but Amazon Music in it somehow linked to others🤷🤯