I don’t actively hate many people, but that fat ginger kid in the On The Beach ads during #TheMaskedSingerUK? Yeah, he can fuck off.

Yeah, that voice is definitely Tiffany. I’m absolutely sure of it #EiffelTower #TheMaskedSinger

I generally don’t care for Carly Rae Jepsen. In fact, I find her output mostly dreadful. This, however, was a banger that deserved so much more than it actually got at the time, and the fact it wasn’t a massive hit is essentially a homophobic hate crime. youtu.be/o97_jDomyqc?si…

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Honestly, Danny Jones could nut all over my dinner and I’d go back for seconds #TheMaskedSinger

I am done. Bye.

Art

Love it when I get that bullshit “Oops, you just missed a match!” notification. I know full well I didn’t just miss a match. You know full well I didn’t just miss a match. We’ve all seen my face. Ain’t nobody trying to match with that fucking mess.

God I’m fucking hideous

Laurence Fox. What a cunt.

Love that Amazon.co.uk are prioritising new orders over preorders. My preorder? Arriving Wednesday. Order it today (at a higher price)? Get it tomorrow. Nice.

Oh yeah, he got the casting spot on #BabyReindeer

She definitely believes her own bollocks, doesn’t she? #BabyReindeer

Piers isn’t buying any of this, is he? 😂 #BabyReindeer

I would like to go on record as saying that Orville Peck could stick it so far up me that you’ll see it when I yawn.

Is anyone else having trouble using the search function on HMV’s website on iPhone?

I love how I’m getting this when I’m not even trying for bloody Oasis. Cheers ticketmasteruk, only wanted to look and see if any Chappell Roan tickets had come up for resale, but you just crack on, yeah? 😂 Ticketmaster CS

If Chloe, 21, from Stockport is reading this, I hope you got your #Oasis tickets, hun x

Dynamic pricing can fuck off, quite frankly. chng.it/XbMHkyFbwf