I’m obviously very biased, but there is only one good result from today’s cup final for the good of football. If Man United win, they’ll have forgotten about it in 2 weeks. If we win, we’ll remember this for the rest of our lives. Incomparable levels of importance. HOWAY #NUFC

done us proud either way an al put any man in a headlock that disagrees

Proud of the boys. Great to experience a final. Howay the lads! #nufc

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Antony Joshua without a doubt the deadest fighter in history. Absolute coward #JoshuaFranklin

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Huge fan of the team daring to wear red at a stadium with a bull as mascot

It amazes me as a country that we have the simplest national anthem in the world, yet at any event, sporting or otherwise, not a single person can sing it in time with the music. Solution: abolish the monarchy

I know people give VAR grief, including me, but duck me the bias in this Eurovision is astonishing. The Swedish had her mic on to perform as they announced the winner against Finland. She’s basically Liverpool, which ironically where it’s set…

If teaching Macbeth has taught me anything, it’s that this is a clear sign that the natural order has been thrown into chaos and that Buckingham Palace has just witnessed a murder which they are yet to reveal publicly.

Nailed on he sacks them off after a nibble at the first wing and just sits and eats a bowl of flies instead

Bale perfectly encapsulating the three stages of my own body in my life : Left - My version of myself in Sims Bustin’ Out Middle - Uni Right - Every single day since leaving uni whilst I play Sims Bustin’ Out

Who do you serve?

Shout out to big Mark here who can’t understand basic maths.

The escalators in London bridge are soooooooo pathetic man. Grow up.

Love these late January evenings… and by late January evenings I mean following my girlfriend round Aldi with a 24 pack of loo roll shouting ‘we shittin’ tonight baby’

Typifies London this; two thoroughbreds storming through the city streets and you’ve still got cyclists trying to squeeze the gap.

Only king I’ll swear to is Ollie Watkins. Fuck the monarchy, up the INGERLAND.

I am so fucking back