fuck you, your mom, your dad, your brother, your best friend, your second grade teacher, the random super market guy, your future children

This country is beyond repair. It’s gone off the rails. Goodbye.

Can’t wait for the Day of Judgement to see these fuckers rot and suffer

Is this love island? About instant connection

All jokes aside I’m VERY happy with this signing, all that bullshit from #him we won’t witness anymore

Jobs not done - Rodrygo & Eze next please

90 million is bonkers

He’s a striker so I’m happy

Coping

GW1 debut goal against his old gaffer

Gyokeres being a L of a signing would be much easier for the club to deal with than Sesko potentially flopping

I’ll add as well his ball striking is out of this world, I can see him scoring minimum 15 goals for us

Saka’s balls in the box might actually be scored this season

Loooool

I think Gabriel Jesus Jul-Nov 2022 was a T10 footballer I’ve ever seen He was in flow state for 5 months

He’ll be a fan favorite 😂

Pas putain citeh

😭😭😭

WHEYYY